National North American Asshole Council

Nominate an Asshole today!

We'll begin each week with an Religious Asshole; this can be someone who interferes with a religion, screws up a religion, or just has too damn many arms.

Monday shall recognize a Regional Asshole. Mention an Asshole in your region that deserves induction into this prestigious Council.

Tuesday shall be a Historic Asshole. Think big: like Nero, Stalin, or that Asshole who invented Breast Reduction Surgery.

Wednesday we will discuss our Mr. Rogers Asshole. This will be someone(s) you think is a good person but upon closer inspection is actually an Asshole.

Thursday is our day to admit a National Asshole. This should be someone who the (w)hole nation can agree is an Asshole.

Friday goes even larger with an International Asshole. These are Assholes who piss off the entire World.

Saturday will be our day to recognize a Genuine Asshole. This is the Asshole that crashes on your couch - for seven years. Or farted in mixed company.