The Yard Sale Lady

SO, why would you hire ME to help YOU have a YARD SALE? It isn't rocket science, you've done it before OR you would rather just donate and take a tax deduction. What can the YARD SALE LADY do for you that you can't do for yourself?
Having a yard sale is a big undertaking. I make it easier. Here are the skills I bring to the sale:
-Organization (your sale is easier to shop)
-Supplies! (racks, hangers tables, price tags, etc.)
-SIGNS
-Creativity
-TIMING I can make your sale work ANY time of the year!
-Pricing (not too high, not too low, just right)
-FREE marketing (I handle the advertising!)
-SKILZ! (I can recognize the stuff that has no business being sold at a yard sale and find another way to sell it.)
-Clean-up! If you have ever had a yard sale, you know this is the worst. I'll make sure this time it won't be.
-Fun! I am fun to work with, for the most part.
-Results Get the clutter gone and the money in your hand!
-You pay me from what you make...so it's a painless wage!
-You will still get to donate and get a tax receipt at the end if you choose because we will donate the leftovers!
If you let me, we can work together to get you more room in your house and more PHAT in your wallet.