Chicken to CASH

LIVE! DEAD! COLD! FRIED! BONES! FEATHERS! MINT CONDITION! HALF EATEN! CHICKEN TO CASH! YOU GOT IT? DON'T BE AN IDIOT!

CHICKEN TO CASH WORKS BY A VERY SIMPLE PROCESS! CHICKEN PRICES ARE CURRENTLY AT AN ALL TIME HIGH! YOU BRING US YOUR OLD, UNUSED, OR BROKEN CHICKENS THEN WE WEIGH THEM AND GIVE YOU CASH! THE CHICKENS ARE THEN SENT OFF TO OUR HEADQUARTERS TO BE MELTED DOWN IN TO SHINY NEW CHICKENS!


CHICKEN TO CASH! YOU GOT IT!