ANSWERS TO ANY CRITICS!
1) Yes, we're tasteless, rude, perverted, and at times immature.
2) Yes, we're in a low rent district
3) Yes, our morals send the wrong message to kids and big breasted women.
4) Yes, we are the Lake's original 'CRAB SHACK'
5) Yes, we painted the bar this year...and that's ALL!
REMEMBER, IT'S NOT THE SIZE OF THE BAR...WELL, YEAH IT IS!