Frostbite Falls Farm

FROSTBITE FALLS, a small town in the state of South Dakota, in Grant County, near to MOOSYLVANIA.

The town of Watchowee Falls is the nearest settlement to Frostbite Falls. Outside of the town, Sam Hill overlooks the entire area. Two nearby bodies of water are Veronica Lake and Lake Salle de Bain.

The population of Frostbite Falls has been estimated as 23, 29, 31 1/2, 48, and 4001. Strangely, the local newspaper, the Frostbite Falls Picayune Intelligence, has a circulation of 47. Whatever the population, Frostbite Falls apparently has more television sets than people, yet only one automobile.

The main street of Frostbite Falls is known as the Great White Way, because it is snowed in for 11 months of the year.