You kill it, we grill it! Free beer if you can recite the first verse to Johnny Cash's "Ring of Fire." Ladies Night every night my wife is in the house. No smoking unless on the side porch, and then only cheap cigars which turn others green when smoking them. Any other smoking, and you'd better damn well be a steam engine. Prime parking for cars made in America before Carter was President. Boat parking for boats made of wood only, as if the Lord had intended anything else, he would have made trees from such. Premises protected by slobbering beagle-coon hound mix, known to lick people to death, and .38 police special 4 nights a week. Guess which four.