Homesteading Humor

I am an associate professor of criminal justice with two doctorates. I am also an artist (potter, stained glass, fiber) and a junkster. Sometimes, I am a writer. Most of all, I am sarcastic. Hopefully, I am sarcastic in a good way. In order to deal with all the bad in the world, I had to find a happy place. That place is my farm. Here I am with my chickens, dogs, cats and hopefully....in the near future...goats, rabbits, alpacas, cows, and a donkey. What can I say, I must love poop...?