Political Dogs

My fellow Americans, We gather here today because Political Dogs serves up the tastiest all-beef hot dogs, grilled to perfection on buns baked fresh every morning and dressed with everything from the traditional ketchup, mustard, relish, sauerkraut, cheese and onions to the more exotic, like avocado, jalapeño marmalade, goat cheese, custom made relishes, and our homemade chili. Political Dogs: Always delicious, without debate.

All the while, our savory sides always compliment our dogs, like a good chief-of-staff to a politician: fresh hand-cut french fries, sweet potato fries, tater tots, and potato salad. But in these partisan times, Political Dogs promises to reach across the dietary aisle to feature vegetarian dogs. We also have a kosher offering.

Political Dogs further commits to never neglect the American classics: grilled burgers, mouth watering wings, fresh salads, and yummy sides, and all this delivered to you by our friendly servers, in the hippest environment in Glade Spring, if not all of Southwest Virginia. And in the unfortunate event that you cannot stop by and stay a while, we offer takeout.

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