Popeye's Mobile Massage

Hello and thank you for visiting my page. My name is Larry "Popeye" Jertberg and I have been living and working in and around Alachua County (Gainesville, Fl.) for the last 20 years.
I graduated from The Florida School of Massage in 2010 and have been practicing ever since.

Unfortunately, due to current availability, I am ONLY accepting new clients BY APPOINTMENT ONLY...and LITERALLY...I am down to single digits in regards to availability now and through to the end of this year...SERIOUSLY DON'T WAIT!!!!

I specialize in Reflexology, Hydro-Therapy, Pre/Post Natal Massage, Infant/Pre-Toddler Massage.

Primarily my recommended Modality and what I practice and am being Certified for; is called Myokinestheic Therapy or "MYK Therapy" for an abbreviation that is easier! Please contact me...for MORE information...for INSTANT RESULTS...TODAY!?!?

My Mission Statement: "I want results for today and tomorrow!" --------------------------------------->

P.S.- PLEASE, know I am a licensed, insured & MORE IMPORTANTLY, PROFESSIONAL THERAPIST!!!! --------------------------------------->

NOTE: IF YOU SEEK "RELAXATION"...PLEASE DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME OR MINE!?!? -THANK YOU!!

My ultimate goal in building this business is to take Massage Therapy out of the "Alternative Medicine" category and move it into the "Main Stream Medicine" category through massage therapy research and continuous care of chronically debilitating disorders and/or major injuries sustained in the past, present and EVEN THE FUTURE!!!!

MY MOBILE SERVICES ARE AVAILABLE ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD...AS LONG AS YOU ARE WILLING TO COVER MY TRAVEL FEES!!!! :-)

If you have any questions or need to speak with me in regards to additional information about my business, please don't hesitate to contact me through email anytime and/or by phone Monday through Friday from 10:00a.m.-6:30p.m. (NOTE: IF, I am unable to answer your call, PLEASE leave a DETAILED message & I will contact you back as quickly, as possible. Text messages are also accepted if you prefer to speak with your thumbs!

[NOTE: ALL PRICES EFFECTIVE: 08/01/2015]

Massage Health Center Location: 1/2 hr. massage (Swedish): $55 1 hr. massage (Swedish): $95

MYK Consultation {@ MHC $35 or $25 H.C.} Mobile Fees for House Calls: $25 (within 20 miles radius of 32609 or Massage Health Center) +$10 (for every 10 miles outside of the 20 miles radius of 32609 or Massage Health Center

House Calls: $100 {+ Mobile Fees} for 1 hr. Swedish massage, $70 {+ Mobile Fees) for 1/2 hr. Swedish massage

Specials are as Follows:
a.) Military (Current/Former) = - 50%
b.) Health Care = - 15%
c.) Hospitality/Service = - 10%
d.) Single Parent/Foster Parent = - 5%
e.) "Framily (0%) Plan" = + 22.95% LOL