Rev Coffee

To simplify what we do (in no particular order):

-Roast & brew coffee (it is what we love)
-Geek out on the bean (not slang for drug use)
-Pull espresso ("to where?", you ask --- into a cup)
-Smile WITH not at you (we genuinely mean it, unless you're mean)
-Blend smoothies & frappes (sometimes together, sometimes separate)
-Assemble sandwiches to order (with gloves, don't worry)
-Insert frequently funny parenthetical phrases at the end of sentences (like now, this one)
-Let you use our free Wi-Fi, electricity, A/C & heat, comfy couches, & taste in music (for a very small fee, I mean, a cuppa coffee is under $2 and you get ALL OF THAT??? Aw, junk!)