School of Hard Knocks Alumni Association

Times are tough! People are losing their jobs, savings, homes, cars and sometimes their minds! If this has happened to you, then you have been through the "School of Hard Knocks" and deserve our prestigious Master of Misfortune Degree. Every degree comes complete with a diploma and a 100% pre-shrunk cotton Alumni T-shirt. Become one of the unstoppable winners in life that graduating from our school will prove that you are. Registration is as easy as ABC. This is a gag gift that can be worn by anyone. This shirt comes in Medium, Large, Extra Large, and Double Extra Large. The shirts will come in ash gray and black.