Shatterbake Studios

Skills:

Ninja Assassin.
Yeti Tamer
Cat Wrestler
Invisible Powers
Professional Onion Chucker
Human Goat Noise Maker
Yodeler
Wacky Inflatable Flailing Arm Tube Dancer

Me:
Clothing Designer
I rip up old things.
Vintage Hoarder.
Bone Collector
I am a wild child
i love the rain
I make cool stuff all day
I love my friends
I will own a camel before I die.
I probably dated your mom
I dominate frosting with a spoon
I collect people
I make random noises
I stopped eating paper...recently
I love MY FAMILY.
I am not a serial killer *good job mom*
I model
I Retired from modeling.
I paint
I don't eat dirt anymore
I once got a bee stuck in my nostrils
I give back
I am funnier than a pet rock
I am in love with love
I hate beets
Seriously, they are disgusting
I can't knit
I don't know what the point in any of this is
I think that's good for now