Tate's Gaming Satellite

This is a the long description, because the short description wouldn't let me finish what I originally planned to say:

Ohmyfreakinggoodness! Tate's Gaming Satellite is the holder of the secrets of the universe; it is the gatekeeper to all destinies. If you haven't been to Tate's Gaming Satellite, then you cannot call yourself a vampiric-robotronic-funk-master. We here at Tate's Gaming Satellite believe that games are fun, and that pudding exceeds jello in nearly every capacity. Please come and visit us, so you can better understand the universe, destiny, and pudding. We love you - more than we'll ever know.