The Procrastinator's Club

Procrastinator's, Unite! The PC is essentially a study group that uses time management, planning, accountability, and incentive in order to develop and then apply consistent time and effort throughout the quarter…and avoid the ensuing sh*tstorm that inevitably occurs during finals.
Specifically, the main goal of this club is to identify and deal with "creeper projects" (CPs). In case you didn't know, these kind of assignments are of the most diabolical and sinister nature, a special kind of Finals Sh*tstorm generator. If you ignore the Cps for too long, you will soon develop a mistaken sense of comfort and control as you roll easily through week 1, week 2, week 3…week 5…and then suddenly right in the place where there was nothing only seconds before... BAMM!!! There it is, staring you in the face. So, as you're telling yourself, "Oh, that huge 200 page project? No worries, that's not due for like 10 weeks. Partaaaayyyy," just remember, like the evil little Nintendo ghosts that ate Mario when he turned his back, so to shall the creeper project devour you…or at least any sleep you may have been hoping to get.
Intense, I know….but seriously, don't wait. Rather than falling prey to Murphy's Law, as well as all the usual distractions that lead up to the quarterly sh*tstorm ritual, try a new approach instead. Take an active step toward combatting the creeper projects in your life by joining The Procrastinator's Club...Next step: snap fingers, and bob & weave head all sassy-like, while loudly addressing the CP, "Creeper, creep on…That's right, get to steppin'….Yeah, that's what I thought….