The Social Pariah Club

Club Name:
Social Pariah Club

Club Mascot:
Piranha

Mission Statement:
A non-benevolent association that stands for nothing

Objective:
To unite social outcasts in order to provide them with a platform from which to embrace one another's dissatisfaction of others.

Club Rules:
1) No Commitments
2) There are no Rules

Admittance:
All members must wear Social Pariah apparel to be recognized as a member.

Membership Requirements:
Official SPC apparel may be acquired through Emboidme embroidery shop located in the City of Torrance. Clothing may be purchased at the members' own expense. Official articles of clothing may be personalize to suit the individuals taste. This shall include: the altering of the logo, slogan, clothing type, material and color. Together, the aforementioned Membership Requirements constitute an immutable rule, superseded only by rule #2.

Motto Alternatives:

• Drinking Alone, Together!
• Where Fair-Whether Friends Come Together
• Socializing because there's nothing on TV
• Making Socialization a real thing
• I won't bite…<><
• Socializing Without Trying to Get Stuff
• Join the club, we have me!
• This is my Social Diet
• The only club that would have you as a member
• Members drive don't members drunk, or something like that!
• Live, Laugh, Loathe
• Whatever… I do what I want!
• I didn't join the club, I was just born this way
• Because we're all in this thing apart


Credo:
To Live, Laugh, Loathe with equality for all!

Oath of Membership:
I, state-your-name, do hereby partially pledge my oath of allegiance to the non-benevolent ideals of nothingness that are the precepts upon which the Pariah Club was founded. I take this oath freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion, and with my fingers duly crossed behind my back.

Meeting:
Arranged meetings will be announced via facebook. All are welcome, but seating will be first come first serve. Tentatively, the meetings will be held at Rock & Brew in Redondo Beach, on Saturdays at 5pm. There will be no formally scheduled MC or activities, but meetings will have an agenda—fun and socialization. Club apparel is preferred, in order to help with membership recognition.

Locations:
Meetings will be announced on the board. All are welcome, but seating will be first come first serve. Tentatively, the meetings will be held at Rock & Brews Saturday at 5pm. There will be no formal scheduled MC or activities at the meetings. Simply stop by and say hi to club members wearing club apparel. Enjoy!