In Marietta, Georgia, I was born and raised,
On the patio is where I spend most of my days,
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool and all,
Sippin' on 'ritas, actin' like a fool,
When a couple of sisters, they were up to no good,
Started brainstormin' in the neighborhood,
They made one ultimatum and it was declared,
"We're going to start a new business down the street from Park Air!"
They whistled for a loan and when it appeared,
The bank gave the approval and the money had cleared,
If anything they can say is that this chance was rare,
But they thought 'Man forget it' - "Yo sis, let's prepare!"
They pulled up to the lot around seven or eight,
And they yelled to each other, "this location is great!",
They looked to their kingdom,
And now everyone knows,
This is the story behind Tijuana Joe's.