White Owl Social Club

Behold! A work of the ages! White Owl Social Club is a bar, restaurant,
music venue and events space in Portland, OR open to any and all who
pledge their patronage to the brood and swear the Oath of the White
Owl: "Time Sees All!" With great diligence and perseverance, White Owl Social Club strives to create unique craft cocktails which focus on products from
local & regional distilleries, wineries and breweries and embolden the
drinker to seek new heights of mental and spiritual acuity. Food made
by White Owl Social Club will encourage the faint of heart, strengthen
the weak of body and eradicate evil. It is made fresh, using recipes developed in
house and serves both vegan and omnivore communities alike. Live
music at White Owl Social Club is arranged by special request from
Baphomet himself, with zero exceptions. All bands who perform at White
Owl Social Club are hereby known simply as The Wicked One, forsaking
all other names thereby pledging their mortal souls to Ye Olde Serpent
of the Bottomless Pit, AKA Rock n Roll. Thus spake the Night Spirit!
Non musical events at White Owl Social Club range from chopper shows, tattoo conventions and magnificent guest chefs who use only switch blades and brass knuckles to cook and prepare delicious meals for one night only! Patrons of the
White Owl Social Club may choose to enjoy its amenities sheltered
indoors from the sacred elements. Those bold enough, like a fist in
the face of Mother Nature, may decide to bask in the glory of White
Owl Social Club’s gigantic outdoor patio. White Owl Social Club's shroud of secrecy has finally been lifted revealing its physical location of 8th and Main in SE Portland. It will remain so until the end of ages. You may enter and pledge eternal patronage at any time between the hours of 11 am and 2:30 am each and any of the seven days derived from the classical Roman period named after the seven true planets. To the end of days, for all time eternal, Time Sees All! White Owl Social Club.