Zip's Bar & Billiards

A swanky ass place built by the hands of people who were birthed by women who had sex with greek gods. This structure was created for those unknowing of Cherry Bombs, Bazooka Joes, Rumple Minze, or the meaning of being drunk without even having an actual drink, and having a great time. Known for its ability to make beer flow like wine. Zip's has the grace of a flamingo and the excellence of a lion. The world's most interesting man drinks at Zip's when he wants to get drunk.