Whisker Whackers

Welcome, my name is Gabriel J Warren, I hone and sell straight razors to shave with. Whisker Whackers is the name because shaving should be akin to martial arts, practiced often, enjoyed and perfected! Modern men have lost the aspect of perfecting the shave. Here is what you are missing out on, and how you are actually paying more money for less value!

The experence of the straight razor is all about the marriage of perfect technique combined with edge and beard preparation. The process is one that challenges you, teaches you and evolves with you as you!

The straight razor shave owns much more of our history than Shaving Corperations. For the longest time one straight razor blade's edge to shave with was enough for a barber to shave many men a day; or good enough for one man to shave and hone his razor for generations with a few crash courses of basic razor and shaving geometry.

The techniques I have learned and now own will always be rich study for me, as well as those I share with. If you are going to bother to whack those facial whiskers it is time to start being conscious about it!
HERE IS THE WAKE UP CALL. Brace yourself, many things must come together for the enjoyable dance so often performed infront of the bathroom mirror? Certainly not 2 billion razors pitched by big companies per year. Certainly not men using products that cause cancer on their faces. Here is the call to step out of the fog of modern consumerism!!!

Shave, then finish seamlessly by tending to your straight razor's blade, rather than tossing plastic or unplugging that whirling face lawn mower... You will save an insane amount of money if you dedicated a few months or even a year to learning that first razor and cherishing the experience.

Plain and simple I am dedicated to the fine art of honing razors and shaving with an edge as refined, polished and dialed in as is suitable to the user. And to do so for as long as possible till my edge needs honing once more!

My am reaching out to nudge those who have become too comfortable with their boring routine OR to anyone anywhere already on the path who needs honing, talk on razor sharpening or anything else required. Let me revamp your understanding of what it means to put steel to stone and then shave. Epic shaves await those who dare no matter. And far more rewarding to those who learn from themselves.

I invite you to begin to master your self in a cool new manner that will inspire many.
It is time to reignite personal skill sets already passed on for thousands of years and bring them back into the discussion... Seasoned wet shavers seeking to have their razor honed, or beginners considering there first new or vintage razor I'm more than happy to help you.

I take my time and create that one single edge that will change everything for you...

The old way of honing on natural stone with properties chosen by the user will always be superior. But as I am saying, it speaks for itself.
To nail it for your edge, I offer this...
I can tailor your razor's edge to your beard and skin type, the second honing is also free! I know My selection of stones well. I often hone for the edge that can differentiate between skin and stubble.


A straight razor is the sharpest object you will ever hold in your hand. The edge created by natural stones with particles less than a few microns is much more comfortable on your skin than one milled by a machine in a factory. Due to the level of care and examination I put into each razor, quality and satisfaction is guaranteed and I stand behind my services to benefit you.
The invitation is open to start enjoying your shave and learning the skills to do so.

If you will reach for it, tradition and refinement are yours to build.
Regards,

Gabriel J Warren,